Reblogged from buttcamp
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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Dinosaurs in Winterwear
I wish.
(Source: madiruss)
well I have felt personally victimized by bryke does that count
(Source: timebombteam, via itsjustmep)
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
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And your hand is angry like:
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shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
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holy shit guys they’ve actually censored Benedict’s name
Omfg
Don’t censor Benedict’s Cum.
What the fuck did I just say. Otherwise it’s just… Benedict Berbatch.
Benedict Berbatch
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#They look like sassy Dad’s dropping their child off at his/her first day of school #Benedict is being all emotional and protective because he probs tied the child’s shoe laces and swiped a tissue across it’s runny nose before patting it’s back #whereas Matt is all #GO ON YA LIL’ SCALLYWAG! #KICK THEM BULLIES ASS! #before nudging Bene gently as if #for support
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“You’ll dream about that box. It’ll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient, and the bluest blue ever.”
(Source: quietbutterfly, via evanesco-whispers)
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